celarose:

celanon:

realtimgunn:

no money

no house

just avocado

lhrry:

me @ myself: don’t u get your hopes up ok
also me: *gets my hopes up*

cafeblossoms:

shoutout to coffee

poorlytimed:

transjemder:

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

methproblem:

rupsidaisy:

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

glader-of-wicked:

guccifloralsuits:

if you had 6 minutes left to live, what’s the last song you’d listen to

i’d spent the entire 6 minutes trying to pick a song

httpluto:

me: (isnt being shown constant love and affection by a specific person)
me: they hate me

cuddleslutash:

rosetyilers:

american but amerishouldn’t

Can this be our foreign policy from now on

psycho-delic-cunt:

I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know

cigarettesafteraffection:

Someone i can raise a dog with, have morning sex, travel and go to festivals.